Rheingold & Walküre

We are approaching full circle with "Der Ring der Nibelungen". After "Götterdämmerung" please give a warm welcome to "Walküre" and "Rheingold" - THE new Muff on the block. Forget everyhing you heard or read about pharaohs, swollen cucumbers, twosomes with fixing fuzzes or screwdrivers that sound like pigs with mayo. Why not getting the jack-of-all-trades you ask? Right, do yourself a favour and get yourself one of these babies for christmas.

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"